- Zack was born in Tennessee, but managed to make it out and survive in New York for 14 years so far, which officially makes him a jerk-snob elitist monster. He used to produce sports documentaries for television but now he spends all his time just making stuff up for Two-Up.
- He is the co-founder of Two-Up, which is a production company he hasn't run into the ground yet (see item #1).
- He is the proud owner of 30% of a cat, recently bumped up from 25%.
- The other 70% belongs to his wife, to be clear. They have a whole and complete cat together.